notepad and keyboard seals en-us Thu, 12 Jun 2026 18:58:52 +0300
]]> Thu, 11 Jun 2026 06:59:52 +0300 but we can.

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okay lets start...
NEWS FLASH
few minutes ago, seal tried going intro watr to swim and relax, but unfortunally he somehow created a watr vortex and now cant stop spinning!! few seal saving cars arrived, but they couldnt save him...
the only way to stop vortex, is to "remove" the water... they still trying to do that

eyewitness commentary:
"seal uwah wateal legg fib spi watro se"
(translation: i was nearby him when he started spinning... he was confused..)

"watta se egg AAAAA se logegg se"
(translation: i was trying to help seal saving team, but i got too lazy and almost fell intro the vortex!)

thats all for today. peace!

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